May 2012
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do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything” because i do
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Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
May 30th
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smartpeopleonice: those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your ship looking back at you
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maibeth: remember the days of your youth when saying the word “sex” outloud was like saying voldemort
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My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
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mythrils:
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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kardashitans: what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who pisses me off with the cactus
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my entire life is just me “winging it”
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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis? That’s my favorite part of reading. 
May 29th
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Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
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Everything here is shippable. Even I'm shippable;...
casexualdeanshomowork:
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person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
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shavingryansprivates: i don’t understand how studying works do you just like look at a textbook or something
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my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
May 29th
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andromedalogic: OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME
May 29th
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splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
May 29th
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buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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notdaredevil: do you ever realize how amazing it is that you’ve gotten this far in life without someone punching you in your goddamn face 
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WatchWatch
h0odrich: i can recite this video upside down drunk and asleep
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i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling
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shavingryansprivates: how to paint a squirrel
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Listenwhereismyoscar:
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today, i was presented with a choice...
knewdrew: i had $54. i could either… pay my $54 phone bill or i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
May 29th
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weasleysweaters: If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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